Kim: Hey, Wade, what up?
Wade: Kim! I've just picked up something on the police band. There's a heist in progress at the Middleton Museum!
Kim: Do they need my help?
Wade: Well... Reports indicate there are Lithuanian wolfhounds at the scene. You know what that means, right?
Kim: Falsetto Jones, international cat burglar and renowned dog trainer! He's not getting away THIS time. Tell the police I'm on my way.
Wade: Kim. I've got a fix on Falsetto Jones.
Kim: What's he doing?
Wade: He's not moving. He's probably waiting for a helicopter to pick him up there.
Kim: Okay. I'm moving in now.
Wade: Hey Kim. How are things on your end?
Kim: I JUST missed him!
Wade: No worries, I've got a fix on his helicopter. Looks like he's headed for his estate.
Kim: Okay, we know where that is, right?
Wade: Affirmative. I'm arranging for transportation right away.
Kim: Thanks, Wade.
Kim: Hey Wade. I'm almost at Falsetto Jones's estate. Any news?
Wade: He's got a tight security system, Kim. Be VERY careful.
Kim: No big. You've tapped into his security system, right?
Wade: Yes, and I'll call in to help from time to time, but...
Kim: I'll be careful, I promise.
Wade: Hey Kim. Falsetto's helicopter landed moments ago, so you're not far behind.
Kim: Got it, thanks!
Kim: So, Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: I've tapped into Falsetto Jones's security system, but I can't deactivate it. I'm detecting plenty of traps and security personnel, so be careful!
Kim: No big.
Wade: Kim, there's a problem.
Kim: What is it, Wade?
Wade: The security system... It's active all right, but it's not at the highest setting...
Kim: You mean... It's not REALLY trying to kill me?
Wade: Right. I'll keep you posted if I find anything else.
Kim: Falsetto Jones!
Falsetto: Kim Possible! Right on time. I've been expecting you.
Kim: You... have?
Falsetto: Of course! In fact, I've staged all this to lure you into my estate! I've been planning my revenge ever since you last got in my way.
Kim: You don't really think these two puppies are enough to capture me, do you?
Falsetto: Oh no, I don't. But I'm sure THEY are...
Kim: Hey! No! Let me go...
Rufus: ???
Wade: Rufus! You've managed to escape.
RUfus: Uh huh! Uh huh! Yup!
Wade: Okay, look, I've got Kim on a security camera. They've tied her up over a pit of acid!
Rufus: Uh oh!
Wade: She's in a locked room, but you've got to find a way to get in and deactivate the system before it's too late. Perhaps if you go through the ventilation system... Go quickly, time's running out!
Rufus: Uh huh! Yessir!
Kim: Rufus, you are one ROCKIN' mole rat!
Rufus: Uh huh! Uh huh! Yup!
Kim: Okay, now it's time to put Falsetto Jones out of business, once and for all!
Rufus: Right!
Falsetto: Ah, Kim Possible, I see you've yet again evaded my trap.
Kim: All right, Jones, just return the money you stole and no one gets hurt.
Falsetto: But that's the whole point. I stole that money just to lure you here and have my revenge on you. I can't quite now, can I?
Kim: Suit yourself, then...
Wade: Kim! Glad to hear you're all right.
Kim: No big. Rufus did all the hard work.
Rufus: Yup! Yup!
Salesman: Welcome to Wacky Wally's Weather Machines, the #1 choice of the discriminating evil mastermind.
Duff: And I'm Duff Killigan, discriminating evil mastermind. I hear that ye be selling weather machines...
Salesman: Yes, yes, we do... That Is, when master criminals don't steal them from me.
Duff: Aye, I hear that happens a lot... As a matter of fact, that's PRECISELY why I've come here...
Salesman: To... buy a machine?
Duff: Nay, lad, to steal it!
Salesman: Oh no, not again...
Kim's Mom: Kim? Where are you going?
Kim: Wade just called. Duff Killigan apparently stole a weather machine!
Kim's Mom: So where are you off to?
Kim: French Alps. Wade isn't sure what he's up to yet.
Kim's Mom: Well, good luck, dear.
Kim: Hey Wade. So what's the sitch?
Wade: Looks like Killigan landed the 3000 LXS weather machine on top of the mountain. The weather's pretty bad up there, so you're going to have to climb up the old fashioned way.
Kim: Okay. Anything else?
Wade: I almost forgot! I've left a few Bueno Nacho Hot Sauce packs with your gadgets. Since you're going into cold territory, I thought it might be helpful.
Kim: Wade, you ROCK!
Wade: Kim! I've got goods news and bad news.
Kim: Let's start with the bad news.
Wade: I found an anonymous webpage that advertises the highest golf club in the world.
Kim: THAT's why he needs a weather machine... To Make the snow melt away! So what's the good news?
Wade: You're gonna love this... He forgot to steal the user's manual.
Kim: You mean... He doesn't know how to operate it? That should make things easier... Okay, thanks Wade!
Kim: What's up, Wade?
Wade: Satellite tracking systems indicate the weather machine you're in has just taken off. You have to reach Killigan before it's too late!
Kim: Working on it! Thanks, Wade.
Duff: There be no way to control this darned device! 'Tis like the thing has a mind of its own...
Kim: Which is more than one can say about you, Duff Killigan!
Duff: Kim Possible! My teenage nemesis! Ye don't belong here, lassie!
Kim: Oh no you don't, Killigan!
Duff: Ou! That's bound to leave a mark!
Kim: This is where it stops, Killigan.
Duff: Oh, that's where it stops indeed, lassie. Ye've thwarted me plans often enough, now I'll do away with ye.
Wade: Kim! Weather satellites indicate that everything's gone back to normal. Good job!
Kim: Thanks Wade.
Ron: Kim! There you are!
Kim: Ron? What are you doing here at this time of night?
Ron: It's Rufus, Kim... He's missing!
Kim: Dr. Director? What can I do for you?
Dr. Director: Hello Kim. I've got some good news and some bad news...
Kim: You sound like Wade... So what's the good news?
Dr. Director: We've found Rufus! An agent of Gemini had captured him after your last mission...
Kim: And the bad news?
Dr. Director: The agent just escaped our holding facility ten minutes ago. We've got him on the run, but I thought you'd want to know.
Kim: Thanks! I'm on my way!
Wade: Kim! I've got a fix on Gemini's agent. He seems to be headed for a helicopter on one of the rooftops! You've got to catch him before he escapes!
Kim: Working on it!
Kim: Wade! I couldn't get there in time!
Wade: Don't worry, I'm keeping a satellite lock on it. It looks like it's headed for the Atlantic Ocean... Why don't you get yourself a ride there, and I'll feed you the coordinates when you get close.
Kim: Please and thank you!
Kim: Thanks for the ride, Colonel Dimitri.
Wade: Okay, Kim, you're right over Gemini's ocean base...
Kim: Thanks, Wade! See you laster, Colonel!
Kim: Well, looks like it's going to get tricky. There are plenty of henchmen and rockets around...
Wade: Kim! The base's defense systems are controlled from a security booth right above you. You must disable it to enter the base.
Kim: Done and done!
Kim: Okay, I'm in... Now, I've got to locate Gemini!
Wade: Kim! You better be careful, I'm detecting a lot of laser activity within the base. You'd best keep your Stealth Suit handy!
Kim: Okay, thanks Wade!
Gemini: Ah ha! Kim Possible! I've been expecting you.
Kim: Gemini! What do you ant with Rufus?
Gemini: That's none of your concern!
Kim: We'll see about that!
Gemini: Not quite, my teenage foe! You'll have to catch me first!
Kim: He's gotten away! And that elevator is locked!
Wade: Kim! Gemini's escaped to a deep sea base at the botto of the ocean. Think you can get there?
Kim: No prob!
Wade: Ahem... It's just... You know these ARE shark-infested waters, right?
Kim: Oh, great!
Gemini: You are one tenacious girl, Kim Possible. But this has to end, once and for all.
Kim: Just once, I wish you bad guys would just give up without a fight.
Gemini: Why break with a perfectly valid tradition? En garde!
Kim: (Sigh) Same thing every time...
Kim: Hey Wade. Looks like we're done here.
Wade: I'll give Global Justice a call so they can mop up after you.
Kim: Please and thank you!
Kim: Here you go, Ron. One naked mole rat, to go!
Ron: Kim, you're the best!
Rufus: Uh huh!
Kim: Well, that's what the website says...
Ron: No, Kim, I mean it! I...
Kim: Hey Wade, what's up?
Wade: Kim! I think we have an emergency...
Kim: What now?
Wade: It's Shego, this time. She's stolen a shipment of high-tech robotic parts from the Middleton Institute of Technology!
Kim: Oh no!
Ron: Hey, KP, why so glum?
Kim: I'm waiting to hear from Wade. He's investigating those robotic parts Shego stole from the Middleton Institute of Technology.
Ron: Oh... That sounds like Drakken mischief...
Kim:: Yeah, I KNOW, and it's Saturday, and I've got a movie date with Josh Mankey in a few hours, and...
Ron: Maybe it's Wade...
Wade: Kim! I've got good news and bad news.
Kim: I'm starting to sense a pattern here... So let's have the good news.
Wade: I know why Shego stole those robotic parts.
Kim: Well? What is it?
Wade: So Drakken could build a new wave of Destructo-Bots to unleash upon Middleton.
Ron: Oh... Uncool. And the bad news?
Wade: THAT's the bad news.
Ron: But you said that was the GOOD news...
Kim: Never mind that, Ron. Wade, do you have a fix on their location?
Wade: I've fed their rough coordinates into the Kimmunicator, but there's interference in the city. You'll have to locate them precisely yourself.
Kim: Okay, on my way!
Wade: Kim! There is one BIG Destructo-Bot in your area. You have to destroy it, but be sure to also check its leftover parts. I'll need that to determine where exactly it was built.
Kim: Sure thing, Wade.
Wade: Kim! Have you found the Destructo-Bot parts?
Kim: Sure have. I'm scanning them now with the Kimmunicator.
Wade: Great. Let me see.. Okay, I think I've got it. The welding technique is ver distinctive. The parts were assembled at an abandoned factory east of your current location.
Kim: Wade, have I ever told you how much you ROCK?
Wade: All the time! I'll keep you posted if I find anything else.
Kim: Please and thank you!
Wade: Kim! Police reports indicate a new wave of Destructo-Bots causing trouble in your area. Be careful.
Kim: Thanks Wade, I will be.
Wade: There's something else... The reports also mention a woman dressed in black and green...
Kim: Shego! Okay, I'm on it!
Shego: Well, if it isn't little Kimmie!
Kim: Shego! Whatever you're up to, it's NOT going to work!
Shego: Yeah, yeah... You'll have to catch me first, and I'm willing to bet thi thing's faster than your little legs.
Kim: That's what YOU think!
Shego: What a pest! Well, I've got no time for her!
Kim: Shego! You're not getting away this time!
Kim: Wade? I'm inside the factory now. Do you have a lock on my position?
Wade: Barely... Seems... lot of interference... losing you... Careful!
Kim: Okay, Drakken, whatever it is you're up to, this time, you're not getting away with it!
Shego: That's close enough, Kimmie.
Kim: What are you guys up to, this time?
Shego: Hah! You'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well, why not, it's not like you're going to walk away...
Kim: Huh? What are you talking about?
Shego: These Destructo-Bots were only practice for the REAL thing!
Wade: Kim!... found out... Middleton Institute... power armor... stolen plans... Kim!... you hear me?
Kim: Wade? Wade, I'm losing you!
Shego: Ha ha ha! Well, you've heard enough. Time to rrrrrrrrumble, Kimmie!
Wade: Kim!... careful! ... reading massive... signature!... you hear me?
Kim: Wade! Wade, what are you saying?!? Whatever it is, it's coming from over there...
Drakken: HA HA HA HA!!! Welcome to my lair, Kim Possible!
Kim: Drakken! You're playing dress-up, now?
Drakken: Oooh, what biting wit you have! That hurts my feelings... ... NOT! But I'm willing to bet THIS suit is going to hurt YOU!
Kim: We'll see about THAT!
Wade: Kim! KIM! Are you there?
Kim: Hey Wade! I'm here, and I'm all right!
Wade: Thank god! I couldn't reach you through all this interference!
Kim: No big, nothing I couldn't handle.
Wade: Good to hear. Now, I've got some good news and some bad news...
Kim: Not again... (Sigh) Let's hear the bad news first...
Wade: Your date with Josh Mankey...
Kim: Oh no! I've stood him up, haven't I? I'm hours late... He must be gone by now...
Wade: Actually, no he isn't... That's the GOOD news! You two ARE on a date even as we speak...
Kim: Wade, I'm nowhere NEAR the movie theater...
Wade: Sure you are. I anticipated you couldn't make it, so I sent the holographic Kim in your place.
Kim: So the date's still on?
Wade: Yeah. You just have to trade places with the holo-Kim, and bingo! You're back on track with Josh!
Kim: Wade, you...
Wade: ... ROCK, I know, I know. Now get going!
Kim: I'm going, I'm going! Thanks Wade!!! |
