Size Doesn’t Matter - Page Two

Scene 1 - An experimental cargo storage facility. Drakken is rummaging through the warehoused items while Shego, arms folded, taps her foot annoyingly.

Shego: Well, Dr. D? Did you find it yet?

Drakken: Patience, Shego! You know, for a warehouse, they are quite a mess! I blame that 'just-in-time' supply management theory! Oh! What have we here?

Shego: You got it?

Drakken: No, but look! Collapsible space savers!

Drakken holds up horizontal storage containers that, when he presses a button, collapse into a vertical pile.

Drakken: If I had patented this years ago, I'd have made a small fortune!

Shego: Oh, here we go again! Mr 'I invented everything'! What was it at that fast food place? The vittleveyor*?

Drakken: I'll have you know, Shego, that as a teen employed by the quick meal industry, I did develop a conveyor belt food delivery system for the drive-thru. So there! Ah! Success at last!

Drakken finds a small circular (ball-like) device.

Kim and Ron appear, standing at the door, blocking Drakken & Shego's exit

Kim: And that'll be the last success you have!!

Ron: Good quick quip, KP!

Kim: Thanks. It was an area I needed to work on!

Ron: It's the little things that make it all worthwhile, isn't it?

Drakken: Are you waiting for a formal invite to join their discussion club, Shego? Get her!

Shego attacks Kim. They fight. Kim jumps around Shego, etc.

Ron confronts Drakken.

Ron: You invented the vittleveyor? I'm impressed. Not going to stop me from putting the smackdown on you, though.

Ron's fist hits his palm.

Drakken: Bah! You'll have to catch me first, whatever your name is!

Drakken runs off into the warehouse, tossing items off shelves to delay Ron.

Ron: Hey!

Drakken disappears in the warehouse.

Meanwhile, Kim's jumping on forklifts and shelves to stay out of reach of Shego's glowing hands. Shego brings down some warehouse shelves, but Kim jumps out of the way.

Ron pursues an unseen Drakken.

Ron: There's no point in hiding, Drakken! There's no way out. No 'experimental cargo' will save you!

Drakken: First of all, buffoon, it's an experimental cargo-handling facility! Second of all...

There's a CLANK CLANK CLANK noise that gets louder and louder.

Ron: And that's another thing! You know my name! It's..

Drakken appears. He's in an exoskeleton/cargo lifter (like the one from Aliens).

Ron: ..Ulp!

Drakken: Well, Ulp, prepare to be destroyed!

Ron: Uh, Kim, a little help here!

Ron avoids the huge metal arms and legs of Drakken's exoskeleton.

Kim sees that Ron's in trouble.

Kim: Ron!!

Shego lashes out at the warehouse shelf Kim is perched upon, sending it crashing down. At the same time, Kim executes a perfect leap straight over Shego's head. Shego, surprised, looks behind her at Kim.

Shego: Wha?

Then the shelf falls on Shego. Shego turns her head back and looks right at the shelf and its items as they fall on top of her.

Shego: Uh oh.

Kim runs toward Ron and Drakken.

Kim jumps on Drakken's exoskeleton, distracting him from Ron, but she can't get close enough to his head to take him out. She barely manages to avoid his huge mechanical arms with its clutching claws as she jumps all over him.

Ron: Thanks, KP! I'll find something to help!

Ron runs off into the warehouse, frantically searching for anything to use as a weapon. He picks up and discards items.

Ron: No, no, what's this? Porta-plunger? 'An entire bathroom in a plunger'. Eww! No! Ah! Here we go!

Kim continues to jump around the exoskeleton as Drakken continues to miss her, but he does hit an occasional wall, destroying it.

Drakken: Stand still, you hyperkinetic pixie! I blame the food industry, with it's ever-increasing number of sugars! And the ever-increasing number of 'cuts' on TV shows which causes short attention spans! And...

Ron: It's okay, Kim! I got him!

Kim: You're sure?

Ron: Yep! Now, what were you saying, Drakken?

Drakken: What?

Shego confronts Kim.

Shego: Remember me, Kimmie?

Kim: How could I forget? You're like a zit that keeps on growing back!

Shego: Grrrr!

Shego and Kim fight again.

Drakken confronts Ron, who stands in the middle of a platform. The end of the platform has a thin stick rising from it with a few control buttons on top the stick. Drakken is close to Ron, and towers over him.

Drakken: You expect to stop me with that?

Ron: Um-hmm.
Drakken raises his huge exoskeleton arms for the deadly blow.

Drakken: Ha! You'll never reach those controls in time! Get ready to meet your doom, sidefool!

Ron: Go, Rufus!

Rufus jumps on the button on top of the stick, and then the platform rises very fast, knocking the exoskeleton's arms off.

Ron is then level (face to face) with a defenseless Drakken.

Drakken: Huh? Wha hoppen?

Ron: Superfast Verti-Lift.

Ron winds up.

Ron: And the name is Stoppable...

Drakken: Mommy.

Ron pastes Drakken a good one, sending him flying from the exoskeleton.

Ron: ...Ron Stoppable!

Drakken's find, the small circular device, falls out of Drakken's pocket and rolls towards Kim and Shego, who are fighting. Kim prepares to make another leap over Shego's head, but Shego is prepared.

Shego: Oh no you don't!

Shego raises her hands (and spreads her legs), but instead of launching herself over Shego, Kim hooks her feet on the edge of the shelf, dives down in front of Shego, then pulls her legs down and backward flips through Shego's legs.

Kim: Who needs Steeltoe...

Shego: What the..?

Kim reaches for Shego's ankles. Shego is very surprised as she looks where Kim was supposed to be (up) and where she went (in front of Shego).

Kim: ...When you have the titanium anklegrab?

Kim pulls Shego's ankles. Shego falls forward and hits the floor, hard.

Ron runs up to Kim and inadvertently kicks the small, round device, which stops in front of Kim.

Ron: Way to go, KP! Love the wrestling move! And the snappy fighting patter is even snappier!

Kim: Thanks! I've been practicing!

Small, round device makes a CLICK noise.

Ron: Was that supposed to do that?

Kim: Oh, that so not sounds good! I better...

Device shines a bright light that totally encompasses Kim.

Sound effect: SHHHZZZZTT

Sound effect: BLOOOORT

Ron: Kim!!!

Shego helps Drakken to his feet.

Shego: Time to put this place in the rearview mirror!

Drakken: Huh?

Ron looks at Kim with concern.

Ron: Kim? Are you OK?

Kim's on the floor.

Kim: I feel OK.

Shego leads Drakken away.

Drakken: No! Not without...

Ron: Kim? Did you lose weight?

Drakken: (Voiceover):...my shrink ray!

Ron helps Kim stand up. She's smaller than before and barely reaches Ron's shoulder.

Kim: Oh no! I've shrunk!