Size Doesn’t Matter - Page Three

Scene 2 - Drakken and Shego lost in the cargo facility. They're in front of many doors.

Shego: What's with all of these doors?

Drakken: Just pick one! It's not as if a tiger is behind one!

Shego: You're the boss! Why, I don't know!

Shego opens a door. They enter an area that looks like the forest at night, with trees, chirping crickets and a star-filled sky.

Shego: What the..? Where are we?

Drakken: Shego?! Do you know what this means??

Shego: We're lost?

They go back through the door.

Drakken: Grab the doorknob, Shego. It contains all the necessary circuitry.

Shego: O-kay! I hope you know what you're doing!

Drakken: Oh..You will, Shego. You will!

Shego: I meant you! That you know what you're doing!

 
Scene 3 - Kim and Ron talk to Wade.

Kim: Wade, you can reverse this shrinkray thingie, right?

Wade: It's not that easy, Kim. It was never perfected. And it's not really a shrink ray. It's more of a compression ray.

Ron: Huh?

Wade: It doesn't shrink matter, it compresses it. That’s why you weigh the same as before.

Ron: She does?

Kim: So I’ve lost size, but not weight?

Wade: Correct.

Ron: Something tells me this isn't going to be a very popular diet device.

Kim: Ron!

Wade: It wasn’t meant for weight loss, Ron. They wanted to transport more cargo in a small space, but there were..complications since everything weighed so much.

Cut to workers picking up small packages and then keeling over with bad backs.

Worker 1: Aghh!

Worker 2: Oh! My back!

Kim: Tell me some good news, Wade!

Wade: Got it right here! The other problem they had was that the effect was only temporary. So you'll keep on shrinking for the next couple days until you reach maximum compression, and then ‘bang’ shoot back up. That’s what happened to their test items, anyway. Just make sure you're not in an enclosed area when that happens.

Kim: Bang?

Wade: Figure of speech. It wasn't bang as in blow up. Well, the first few items did, but they fixed that problem. From what I can tell, anyway.

Kim: And we have the game tomorrow with Upperton! I'm doomed!

Wade: Don't worry, Kim! if your electrons get too…excitable, we can always bathe you in a cold laser.

Kim: Why does that so not sound like fun?

Ron: You weigh the same. Do you know what this means? Hmm, they probably have truck scales here...

Ron imagines Kim and a truck standing on a truck scale, then Kim gets off the scale and Ron calculates her weight.

Ron: Carry the 2, and...

Kim: Ron, what are you babbling about?

Ron: Nothing!

Kim: We need to focus on...

Sound effect: BLOOORTT

Kim shrinks even more. Now she only reaches Ron's chest.

Ron: Ew! Shrinkfart!

Kim: There’s no such thing as a 'shrinkfart', Ron!

Wade: Actually, Kim, since a fart is the expulsion of gas from the body, 'shrinkfart' would be the correct term since the shrinking forces air out.

Kim: I am so majorly doomed!