Size Doesn’t Matter - Page Six

Scene 11 - Kim and Ron at Kim's home. Kim is ankle high and stands on the end of the couch. Kim's parents, Mr. Dr. Possible and Mrs. Dr. Possible, are there as well as Kim's twin brothers Jim and Tim.

Mr. Dr. Possible: That threw you out of school because you're a bit small? Can they do that?

Mrs. Dr. Possible: I spoke to Mr. Barkin and he said they only had to provide reasonable accommodation and then he mentioned something about a mountain of fudge, whatever that means!

Kim: It's no big - literally. This should all be over soon!

Mr. Dr. Possible: Well, whatever happens, you'll still be my little girl!

Kim: Sighhh. Not you, too?  

Kimmunicator beeps

Kim: Wade, tell me this is almost over!

Wade: I think so. I've been analyzing the data, and the process is accelerating.

Ron: That's good, right?

Wade: It's rather fascinating. As your atoms compress, Kim, they get faster. You might experience some relativistic effects soon.

Ron: Huh?

Wade: It's simple Einsteinian physics. Never mind.

Kim: But that's not a problem, right?

Wade: You're almost going to be like a neutron star, the densest object in the universe, but that's not the problem.

Kim: So there IS a PROBLEM?

Ron: Kim's going to be like a star? Cool! It's just like that song - 'We are all made of stars'!

Wade: That's actually truer than you know. Our atoms come from stars!

Kim: Can we get back to my problem, please?!

Wade: There's a slight - extremely slight - infinitesimal chance you'll suffer neutron/electron collapse and turn into a black hole. But you'd have to be a much more massive object for that to happen. As far as we know, anyway.

Kim: How much more massive?

Wade: Oh, about the size of two suns.

Jim: Kim's going to be a black hole?! Do we still have those plans for a wormhole powered by a black hole?

Tim: In the garage!

Jim: Hoo-shah! Let's go!

Mr. Dr. Possible: Boys - what did I say about experimenting with the space-time continuum?

Jim & Tim: Not in the house!

Mr. Dr. Possible: That's right. Black holes. Heh. Kids these days.

Ron: But don't black holes s...?

Ron imagines Kim turning into a black hole and sucking him and everything else into her mass.

Kim: Don't even say it, Ron!

Wade: I wouldn't worry about that! The radiation would get you long before the gravity did!

Ron: Oh. That's a relief. I guess.

Wade: And like I said, odds are it's not going to happen.

Kim: Could we please change the subject? What about Drakken? Could you track him with that doorknob we gave you?

Wade: No could do, Kim. The signal was too weak.

Kim: Maybe you could mega boost the signal?

Wade: Already tried.

Ron: How about an ultra mega boost?

Wade: Already tried THAT, too, Ron!

Kim: Have you tried a super ultra mega boost?

Wade: Hmmm. That might work. Give me a moment.

Kim: Please and thank you!


Scene 12 - Drakken's lab. He's working on the mini particle accelerator. He wears special microscopic goggles (goggles with thick lenses to see very small objects).

Drakken: Drat! Why do they have to make the screws so teeny-tiny? Then you have to use those teeny-tiny screwdrivers!

Shego: Problem?

Drakken: No, Shego! Soon all our problems will be over! I'll activate our mini particle accelerator and find the one thing that's the same in all the universes! Do you know what that is, Shego?

Shego: Your bad hair choices?

Drakken: Bah! Even your impertinence will have to recognize my genius when I find the Quizby quark, building block of all matter, and use that to map the various and sundry universes accessible via Drakken's Dimension Door!

Shego: If you say so, Doc.

Drakken: This will work much better than a shrink ray when we need to break into some place. Let’s face it, shrinking is full of problems! Who needs it?


Scene 13 - Kim and Ron at Kim's house. Wade talks to them.

Wade: Got it all set! Just attach that special doorknob and you're good to go straight to Drakken! Hey, Kim, nice wheels!

Kim's in Rufus' car in the passenger seat. Rufus is driving. Kim's smaller than Rufus. This is shortly after the last scene, so Kim's about the same size (doesn't change size).

Kim: Well, Rufus is the only one who owes me a favor who hasn't given me a ride, so it was about time!

Sound effect: KRRNCHHH

Kim falls through the bottom of the car.

Kim: Oh! I ruined your car! I'm sorry, Rufus!

Rufus: (Various unintelligible naked mole rat noises. He's upset)

Kim: I'll get you a new one, 'kay?

Ron: It's that whole weight thing, isn't it?

Kim: Ronnnn...

Ron: I know, I know. Won't say a word. Let's just go!

Ron and Kim pass through the door.

Wade: Oh, and Kim? Watch out for that particle accelerator. You don’t need your particles accelerated any more than they are already!


Scene 14 -  Drakken's lab. Drakken is working on the mini particle accelerator with a welder. It sprays sparks. Drakken wears a welder's mask.  Drakken stops working and flips up the mask.

Drakken: What is that squeak?

Ron: She said...what did you say, Kim?

Drakken: The buffoon?!! What is HE doing here?? Shego!!

Kim: I said..You're going down!

Ron: Oh! You're making a joke about..That's great, Kim!

Shego: Looks like you left the door open, Doc! You know what happens when you do that...just anything crawls in!

Drakken: She's teeny tiny? And expects to beat us? Is this a joke?

Kim: I may be teeny, but I'm still more than enough for you!

Ron; Kim! You already used that line!

Kim: Not on them! Okay, how about..but I still pack a punch!

Drakken: What is she babbling about??

Ron: Oh, she still weighs the same as before. But don't talk about her weight! She's very sensitive about that!

Kim: I'm not sensitive about my weight! It's just that YOU'RE always bringing it up!

Ron: If you're not sensitive about it, just what IS your weight, hmmm?

Drakken: Did you ever get the feeling you stepped right in the middle of something?

Shego: OH yeah! Hey, Kimmie, usually hitting someone below the belt is a rare treat, but with you I get to enjoy it every time!

Kim: Bring it!

Shego and fight (sort of). Kim runs at Shego but Shego shifts her feet to avoid Kim. Shego laughs. Kim, flustered, shoots her hair dryer grapple gun and swings towards Shego. Which is what Shego was waiting for. Shego picks up a bar or long piece of something and holds it like a bat.

Shego: Batter up!

Shego hits Kim.

Sound effect: WHAMMO

Kim flies off and falls down a drainage hole.

Shego: Oww! That was like hitting a brick wall!

Drakken: Shego, please! Now, if you would take care of the fool?

Ron: Eep!

Shego: Grrr

Drakken: Oh, and if Kim Possible comes back - step on her! The nerve, thinking she could stop us at that ridiculous height!

Ron is tied up.

Ron: What-what did you do with Kim?

Drakken: She's where she belongs - with the other vermin!   Ha ha ha ha!

Shego: Ha ha ha haaaa!

Ron: Ulp!