Size Doesn’t Matter - Page Seven

Scene 15 -  Kim wakes up in a dark hole. She clears her head, then reacts in horror. There are giant bugs in front of her (roaches?).

Kim: Huh-wha-b-b-bugs!

Kim straightens and stands up. She's taller than the bugs.

Kim: Oh, heh, no prob, I'm bigger than they are! I can probably...

Sound effect: bloort

Kim shrinks to half the size of the bugs.

Kim:..flick 'em. Oh no!

The bugs advance on Kim.

Kim: Hey! Get back! I...

Kim slips on the incline of the hole. Her foot slams into the bugs, knocking them down and away from her like a bowling ball knocking down pins.

Kim: Wow! I knocked 'em down like they were nothing! I forgot I weigh the same as before!

A large bug menaces Kim.

Kim: Sorry, Mr. Bug! No meal here!

Kim 'flicks' the bug with her finger.

Kim: I can still 'flick em'! It's like I have super powers! Cool!

Kim crawls up the hole, using the power of her hands to make handholds along the way.

Kim: Enough fun! I have to save Ron and stop Drakken!


Scene 16 - Drakken's lab. Drakken is powering up the mini particle accelerator. Drakken wears the microscope goggles. Ron and Rufus are both tied up.

Ron: Well, Rufus, I never thought it'd end like this! If only I could see Kim again...

Something tugs on Ron's restraints.

Ron: Rufus, cut that out! This is no time for playing around!

Rufus just looks at Ron.

Rufus: Notme.

Ron: But if you're not...

Ron: Kim. It's Kim. She's back.

Kim, on the ground (and about the size of a flea), looks up at Ron.

Kim: Ron, I know you can't hear me, but use your head and shhh!

Kim fires her hair dryer grapple gun at Ron and scales him. She reaches the ropes, takes out her lipstick laser and cuts his bonds.

Ron: I know I said I wanted to see Kim again, but even if I can't it's cool! As long as she's here in some small way!

Drakken looks up and sees Ron is free.

Drakken: Eh? Shego! The buffoon is free! The little imp must be back!

Shego: Where is she?

Drakken puts on his microscopic goggles and focuses on the floor.

Drakken: There's something making indentations in the floor. It must be her!

Drakken follows the marks and

Drakken: Shego! She's heading right for you!

Ron: Wow! Kim may be small, but she sure is fast!

Shego: I've got her! Prepare to face my foot of fury, Kimmie! Ha ha!

Ron: Oh no! I can't watch!

But Ron can't avert his eyes. He looks as Shego slams her foot on the floor.

Shego: Bye bye, Princess!

Shego looks puzzled.

Shego: Huh?

Shego totters on one foot. Her slamming foot is being held in the air slightly above the floor.

Closeup on Kim. She holds the foot on her shoulders in a crouching position. Then Kim straightens up and pushes Shego away with all the power she can muster. Shego flies into a wall and is knocked unconscious.

Ron: Booyah, Kim! Highfive me! Uh, I mean lowfive me. Down low. Real low. (Ron stretches down) Yeahhhh, never mind.

Drakken: It appears I underestimated you, Kim Possible!. But even if you're microscopic and yet incredibly strong, you're still not all that! In fact, you're barely anything at all!

Drakken adjusts his microscope goggles.

Drakken: You'll never sneak up on me as long as I'm wearing these special microscope goggles! Ah! There you are!

Kim is surrounded by huge dark balls.

Kim: What are these? Dust balls? Does Drakken EVER clean? Hey, I can use these!

Kim throws the dust balls at Drakken. Drakken sneezes.

Drakken: Ah-choo! That's it? That's all you have left? It's been a total displeasure, Miss Possible!

Ron rushes towards Drakken.

Ron: You leave her alone!

Drakken: Ah ah ah! Stop right there! You wouldn't want to..STEP on her, would you?

Ron: Eeep! Kim, I hope you have a plan right about now!

At Kim's level. She shrinks again.

Sound effect: blort

Kim: Wow. I'm almost on the cellular level now! The shrinking is speeding up just as Wade said it would! It must almost be over - if I can survive that long!

Kim notices the germs lying around.

Kim: These must be Drakken's cold germs! Just the thing for a distraction!

Drakken looms over Kim. He's holding a microscope slide to put Kim on (he plans to stick her to it).

Drakken: You'll make quite an experiment!

Kim throws the cold germs at Drakken. He starts coughing in fits.

Drakken: Ah choo! ah choo! You're only delaying the inevitable!

Drakken looks around.

Drakken: Where'd you go? Ah, my node! Ah choo!

Ron: Kim! Where are you?

Ron sees the spoon lying on the floor. The end is bouncing up and down.

Ron: What? Oh, I get it! Like the flea circus! Geronimo!

Ron jumps on the end of the spoon, sending Kim flying towards Drakken.

Closeup on Kim flying.

Kim: Time to send you to the big house, Drakken! Oh, forgot Ron can't hear me! And that was my best yet!

Drakken adjusts his goggles to see Kim.

Drakken: Where are..ah, there you..are.

Kim is headed right for Drakken on a collision course. Kim gets closer and bigger.

Drakken: Oh snap.

Cue Kim's music - Do do do do do  do     doo do do do doo

Kim plows into Drakken, sending him flying.

Ron: Way to go, Kim!

Kim bounces off Drakken and flies up, then angles down toward the mini particle accelerator, which is charged up and running.

Ron: Oh no! Wade said she shouldn't go near the particle accelerator!

Ron palms the digital scale.

Ron: Only one chance. Hope this works!

Ron throws the small scale towards Kim. It flies through the air, and comes between Kim and the particle accelerator. Kim hits the scale at an angle and bounces off it, away from the particle accelerator. Kim falls through a box on the floor. Ron rushes towards her.

Ron: Kim!! Oh no! Wade also said she shouldn't be in an enclosed area when she regains her size, and she was getting pretty small!

Ron tears at the box, ripping it open, taking the sides off.

Ron: Kim!!!

Sound effect: FLLSSHHH

Ron: Oh man, if there's an opposite of a shrinkfart, I don't EVEN want to know!

Kim appears, full-size.

Kim: Ohh. What a trip!

Ron: Kim! You're back to normal!!

Ron hugs Kim.

Ron: I thought I lost you!

Kim: Not an option! Hey, guess I blow up real good, huh? Like a photo!

Ron: And your quips are getting better! Excellent!

Kim: I try. Hey, what's that?

Kim points to the digital scale.

Ron: Why, it's a small digital scale! I wonder what that's doing here? And it's got a reading!

Ron holds the scale upside down, so he can't see the what the reading is.

Ron: How curious! I'll just clear it...

Ron (to himself): ..and send the reading to my associate.

Kim: What??

Ron: Nothing. You know, these have many uses!

Kim: I bet. Ron, what's going on? Did you just record my weight?

Ron: I...well...maybe.

Kim: Ronnnnnn.

Ron: I wanted it to be a surprise, but if you’re going to be like that…I wanted to get you something special for our mission anniversary, and Eduardo...

Kim: The fashion designer I saved from the falling catwalk?

Flashback to Kim saving the fashion designer from the falling catwalk.

Ron:..Right, he wanted to create an outfit for you, and then Mr. Leotini...

Kim: The industrialist I recovered the secret formula for?

Flashback to Kim fighting industrial spies and recovering the secret formula.

Ron:..Um hmm, he had a special memory fabric that holds it shape and actually grows with the wearer. It’s going to be an awesome mission suit, just as soon as…

Wade beeps in.

Wade: Excuse me, Ron? I couldn't help overhearing. There’s just one problem with your scenario.

Ron: Huh? What?

Wade: Remember how fast Kim got as she shrunk? Her atoms were approaching the speed of light, and Einsteinian physics says when that happens the mass changes.

Ron: How-how much of a change?

Wade: Oh, about 3 times.

Ron: Ohhhhhh.


Scene 17 - Kim's home. Kim, Ron, Mr & Mrs. Dr. Possible. Kim receives the new outfit. It’s huge.

Mr. Dr. Possible: Ronald, I approve!

Ron: Thanks, Mr. Dr. P. So, Kim, how do you like the outfit?

Kim: It’s…I think the word is voluminous.

Ron: Heh, well, maybe you’ll grow into it?

Kim: Excuse me?

Ron: Uh, I meant…uh, um, err...

Kim: Oh! I’m sorry, Ron! I know you didn’t mean anything insulting. You’re the best friend a person could have! Thank you very much for the new outfit!

Kim hugs Ron.

Ron: Does that mean you’ll wear it?

Kim smiles.

Kim: Not a chance!

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