Nana: Home sweet home. Thank you, dear.
Kim: It was nice seeing you, Nana. Sorry Duff Killigan spoiled our vacation.
Nana: Nonsense. Those snapshots I took will make a good addition to the family album.
Kim's Dad: Well, we better go pick up your mother from the hospital, Kim. She's been working overtime.
Nana: Then run along you two... I have a family album to update. Wait a moment... oh no!
Drakken: Haha! Triumph! My latest evil scheme is ready!
Shego: This ought to be good for a laugh. What's it now Dr. D?
Drakken: I created a radio frequency that turns the listener into a mindless zombie!
Shego: And le tme guess... you tested it out on yourself already?
Drakken: Silence, Shego. You're harshing my vibe. Besides, it only, ah... ahem... only works on monkeys.
Shego: Oh goodie... now you can make yourself some new friends.
Ron: Where've you been, KP? It's not like you to be late.
Kim: Sorry, Ron, but there's trouble. Someone stole Nana's family album while we were on vacation.
Ron: What? Why would anyone want to rob your Nana? She's, like, sweet.
Kim: Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: Hi Kim. I analyzed the data you sent and-- get this-- I found all over the house. Monkey hair! I'll try pinpointing Monkey Fist's location.
Kim: And Ron and I will go pay Global Justice a visit. We may need to use their transport tubes to get around.
Dr. Director: Kim Possible. Welcome back to Global Justice. The Training Room is available to you. Just speak with Agent Will Du or use the travel tubes. By the way, the travel tubes have a new Save Pod feature to save any information uncovered during your investigation.
Will: Welcome!
Ron: So what is this place?
Will: It's our training facility. The Gymnasium uses Holographic Shadow emitters to show you how to perform certain moves. You can learn Acrobatic and Jumping maneuvers here. Then there's the Dojo where we teach basic combat and defensive moves.
Ron: I am so there. HeeYA!
Will: Yes, yes... yeehaa. There's also Race Training and after that, Gadget Training.Sp? You got it in you to starting training?
Kim: What's the sitch?
Wade: Kim, remember the singing cards I gave your family? They contained a chip that can download new songs.
Ron: I remember! Mine played Snowman Hank's "It's a Nicer than Nice Day!"
Wade: Well, our Nana's been putting them in her photo album, righ, so I tracked the chips and Monke Fist to the jungles of Belize.
Kim: Wade, you rock!
Wade: Thanks. I've also downloaded a new mapping feature into the Kimmunicator that I can update with any new objectives.
Kim: Great. Thanks, Wade. Ron, I figured it was time you got one of these.
Ron: Wow... my very own Kimmunicator. Wait, I'll call it my Rondio. No, how about Teleron... Ronphone... Celluron...
Kim: Uhm, Ron. How about Ronmunicator?
Ron: Yeah, yeah, that sounds great! Now why didn't I think of that?
Dr. Director: We have your transportation and gear ready. Good luck. We've laid out your course using your Kimmunicator and Blue Locator Orbs.
Wade: Ron, I'm tracking you through your Ronmunicator. How'd you get separated from Kim
Ron: Well... when we parachuted in, Kim landed before I did. Rufus too, by the looks of it.
Wade: First, you'll need to find Rufus, then get to the rendezvous.
Ron: Got it.
Wade: I updated your map. It'll show you where to go.
Wade: Kim?
Kim: What's the sitch?
Wade: I updated your map. Get together with Ron at the rendezvous point.
Kim: All right, but I need to find my grappling hook first.
Wade: It's marke don the map. Good thing I attached a Global Positioning chip to all your equipment, huh?
Kim: Thanks, Wade. You're a life saver.
Wade: Looks like you'll have to join forces to win here. I suggest you worktogether to get through this. Just thought I'd let you know... If you need Kim, you can use the Select button on your Ronmunicator to call her up.
Ron: So we can coordinate and work together? Booya!
Wade: Don't mention it.
Kim: Wade. What's next?
Wade: I've located your other gadgets, Kim. Hey wait a second... they're moving.
Ron: Brilliant, Wade, fixing our gadgets with little legs so they come running to us--
Wade: But I--
Ron: All while we wait and relax. Aaaah... Rufus can finally work on his tan.
Kim: Uh, Ron... Rufus is always working on his tan. He's a naked mole rat!
Wade: Guys... the gadgets can't move on their own. The Monkey Ninjas are stealing your equipment!
Kim: This is so not the vacation. C'mon Ron. No sunbathing today.
Rufus: Aw!
Wade: Kim, the Monke Ninjas are scattered through the jungle. You'll have tocatch them one at a time.
Ron: One at a time? We can so handle those odds.
Wade: The closest gadget is near the Ancient Temple of Ozomatli.
Ron: Bless you.
Kim: No, no... Ozomatli means Monkey, as in the Temple of the Monkey. As in Monkey Fist.
Wade: You'll have to find a way inside.
Kim: So not the drama.
Wade: Wait, that's not all. I'm also detecting pressure plates inside the temple.
Kim: Booby traps?
Wade: Maybe, but they might also change the environment to your advantange. Use them carefully.
Monkey Fist: If it isn't the Cheerleader! You can't stop me, Kim Possible. I've already procured the Jade Statues of Ozomatli!
Kim: I want my Nana's family album back, Monkey Fist.
Monkey Fist: Oh, that thing. Well... you can't have that either.
Kim: Then I guess that means I'll take them both!
Ron: Booya!
Ron: Oh, that is so rank! Was that a smoke bomb or a stink bomb?
Kim: Either way, it's going to take me a week to wash that funk out of my clothes.
Wade: I can still track the album. Monke Fist is going up the waferfall with his Monkey Ninjas.
Ron: MONKEYS!
Kim: I think we got it covered. W'ell just follow the monkeys, right Rufus?
Rufus: You bet.
Wade: I don't belive it. That's the Bebe version 0.1... Drakken's first experiment in robotics.
Kim: What's it doing here? It looks broken. But then we are talking about Drakken here.
Wade: It's inactive. Don't worry about it. Get across that waterfall and take down Monkey Fist!!!
Kim: Uhm, excited much?
Wade: Heh, sorry. I just got caught up in the moment...
Kim: Riiiight.
Ron: Okay. Can I change the channel, please?
Kim: All right, Monkey Fist! I want my Nana's family album!
Monkey Fist: You can havbe the album back, it's worthless to me now. But, my young Pep Cadet, you must first face me!
Kim: What do you mean it's worthless?
Monkey Fist: You see, I discovered your Nana mastered Kung Fu at the secret Monkey Temple when she was younger!
Kim: So you stole the album hoping you'd find a picture of the Monkey Temple as well as the location, right?
Monkey Fist: Correct. You're quite bright for a cheerleader.
Ron: What's with the floaty heads?
Monkey Fist: I now possess the Statues of Ozomatli! Their power protects me!
Ron: That's great! Good for you. It's a win-win situation. Yes sir. You get the statues and we ge tthe picture album. Okay, gotta go now.
Monkey Fist: Oh, no no... I'm still going to fight you.
Ron: Any chance I misheard that?
Kim: Nope.
Ron: In that case... AHHHHHHHH!
Ron: What is that screeching noise? It's coming from that amplifier...
Kim: Shego! So you're behind this! Can't say I think much of your music.
Ron: I think Shego's lost it.
Kim: Don't think she ever had it.
Shego: Never mind! The monkeys are mine and now, I got your family album!
Ron: Ah! Freaky levitating monkeys!
Wade: Ron... your bio-sings are going off the chart.
Ron: I do feel stronger. Booyah, baby! Ron the Man is back!
Wade: Try to break the wall in front of the travel tube.
Shego: Okay, chief. I got the family album and I used the gizmo on the Monkey Ninjas like you said. I brought them all back.
Drakken: Excellent. Now its time for their FTB!
Shego: FTB?
Drakken: Yes.. their Flea and Tick Bath. The monkey smells funky!
Shego: Hey! I am not giving those jungle rodents a bath.
Drakken: Well, they're certainly not going to bathe themselves, and besides, check Provision No. 34683A of your contract.
Shego: Hey! You put monkey bathing in my contract? Right after... Ew! Shelling snails?
Drakken: I like to plan ahead. Ta taa!
Wade: I've pinpointed the location of your Nana's family album. It's on a small island owned by... guess who?
Kim: Señor Senior, Sr!
Wade: Wow... you're freakishly good at guessing things. How'd you know?
Kim: Something about Señor Senior, Sr and islands... But how did the album end up there?
Wade: That's for you to find out.
Ron: At leat it's over with the monkeys... or is it?
Rufus: Hm...
Dr. Director: Wade's just uploaded the coordinates into our computers. We'll program the pod to take you there.
Jack: Okay, kiddos. Here's the last of your special order henchmen... the Jack Hench Special! I call them.
Sr.: Excellent, Mr. Hench. Your reputation is well deserved.
Jack: I am dying of curiousity here... what's with all the henchmen? Planning global domination?
Sr.: Always... but not today. No no, this batch is for Jr. He's opening a... I cannot even bear to say it... a nightclub.
Jr.: And I wanted bouncers, bartenders and doormen with class and style. See, the nightclub's going to be in--
Sr.: Vogue, Jr. was going to say in vogue. No need to bore Mr. Hench with the details, Jr.
Jack: A nightclub that sounds wonderful. Well... toodles, and don't forget to invite me to the grand opening.
Wade: Hey Kim. I found out what Señor Senior, Sr. was up to!
Kim: You so rock the house! Let me guess... hacked into his system and broke his encryption codes?
Wade: Uhm... no, not really. I checked Jr.'s website. It's a nighclub... in space.
Kim: Seriously? There's got to be a punch line. I really can't see Señor Senior, Sr. getting jiggy with it. I'm definitely checking this out.
Wade: Careful, Kim. Looks like Señor Senior, Sr.'s got henchmen now, and they're heading your way!
Kim: SO what's the best route to get in?
Wade: Get behind the mansion. There's a hole in Sr's security grid there. The map will show you where to go.
Kim: Anything else?
Wade: Yeah. I'm reading robotic sand grabs and laser turrets. You should use your holographic generator to lure those robots away. And Ron, your life boat can act as a shield to protect you against lasers. Don't forget that.
Wade: Avoid those spotlights, Kim. If you're spotted, you could draw more henchmen to your location.
Kim: How do I get inside?
Wade: You'll need to find a Sonic Mine to blow a hole in the wall and slip safely into the basement. I'm reading one nearby.
Kim: You want me to use mines?
Wade: Sonic mines, Kim. Mostly harmless against humans. You can use them to stun enemies, though.
Sr.: So we meet again, my young nemesis. I will say that you are looking quite ravishing for someone who is about to lose.
Kim: Sorry to disappoint, but I know all about the Space Station.
Jr.: You read my webpage?
Sr.: You put the space station on a webpage, Jr.? I am disappointed in you. You must first capture the hero before revealing your master plan.
Jr.: But... it's only a nightclub, father.
Sr.: Never break from tradition, son. A master plan is a master plan. Well... never mind then. Have you met my new Piranhas, Miss Possible? Be sure to enjoy their biting wit...
Wade: Kim, I need you to access the main computer core so I can examine the space station's blueprints.
Kim: Can't you do that remotely?
Wade: Only if you destroy the two computer terminals that handle the mansion's security systems. Once the system is down, I can examine the blueprints.
Kim: Ah, Wade. Tell me that isn't what I think it is... ?
Wade: It's Bebe 0.1. It's active and it's guarding the main computer! How'd it get here?
Kim: First Drakken has Monkey Fist steal Nana's family album and now he's helping Señor Senior, Sr?
Wade: That's a big affirmative.
Kim: You know... I think I prefer the good old days when villains didn't share their toys.
Wade: Kim, destroy the robot so I can download the blueprints. You should target the power pack on her back!
Wade: You did it! Hoosha!
Kim: Hoosha? Let me guess. You been talking to the Tweebs?
Wade: Ahem... sorry. They sometimes answer the Kimmunicator. Anyhoo, I've downloaded the space station's schematics, and... hey!
Kim: What's the sitch?
Wade: You've got to get to the rooftop! The Seniors are about to escape in their helicopter.
Kim: I'm on it!
Sr.: Well, this round goes to you, Miss Possible. We shall meet again, but even now, you are too late to stop my master plan.
Jr.: Master plan? Father... did you do something to my discotheque.
Sr.: Only some modifications, Jr. A proton accelerator here, an ionizing refraction matrix there. The good news is that a Mr. DJ Hoppity Hop will still be there opening night.
Jr.: You mean DJ Hip Hop? Well in that case, I suppose it's all right.
Sr.: Good evening, Miss POssible and gangly boy sidekick whose name escapes me yet again. Until next time!
Wade: The Seniors have a launch pad on the other side of the island. That's where their helicopter is heading!
Kim: How do we get there?
Wade: Use the elevator to escape the mansion and your rockets blades to get there fast!
Sr.: You task me, Miss possible. And here, I was going to invite you to the nightclub's grand opening. But now, you must pay the surprise cover charge. Enjoy the squid. I twas a gift from an... admirer. Someone who appreciates my devilish ingenuity.
Kim: Admirer? You mean Drakken! Where is he?
Sr.: Now you're just spoiling all my fun. Very well, Drakken gave me the squid. Are you happy now?
Kim: Not until I catch Drakken.
Sr.: He departed shortly before you arrived, but he left the squid along with that female robot.
Jr.: Aren't we going to bring the squid with us? We won't have appetizers for the disco's opening.
Sr.: I think I shall elave him here to entertain Miss Possible and er... the sidekick type person. I'd say farewell, Miss Possible, but I no longer feel hospitable!
Sr.: While persistent, Miss Possible... I doubt even you can follow me into space. So with the utmost confidence you will stop badgering me... goodbye!
Ron: Time to get my eat on! Ron the Man is hungry!
Kim: Ron? Do I have to call Rabbi Katz to have another chat with you? Oops, th eKimmunicator... two secs... What's the sitch?
Wade: I lost track of your Nana's family album, but from the trajectory of the last signal, I'd say it was going into orbit.
Kim: The space station. Somehow I don't think Señor Senior, Sr.will be too happy to see me.
Wade: Kim, I'll need you to hook me up with the Global Justice mainframe. They should have the processing power to give me an eye into space.
Kim: On it! Come on, Ron.
Ron: Awwww! At least let me grab some Hot Sauce packets...
Dr. Director: Thanks to your young friend, we found the space station's orbital path. We're setting up a transport tube.
Kim: Well, we appreciate all the help, Dr. Director.
Dr. Director: Our pleasure. Unfortunately, once the transport tube deposits you on the engineering deck of the space station, you'll have to take it alone.
Kim: Understood. Besides, it's nothing we can't handle, right guys?
Ron: Booya!
Sr.: Drakken? What are you doing here?
Drakken: What's wrong? You don't look too happy to see me.
Sr.: Well, I am surprised to see you so soon. And as I recall, the last time I welcomed you aboard my space station, you hijacked it! Don't tell me you've run out of fresh ideas?
Drakken: Eh, what can I say? I'm a fan of the classics.
Shego: And some people would call that getting stale.
Drakken: Shego! Get them off my stolen property.
Shego: Monkey Ninjas! Get them!
Jr.: AHHH!
Drakken: What? You're delegating work to the monkeys now?
Shego: Call it... outsourcing. So what's the big plan? You know it's killing you not being able to gloat.
Drakken: Very well, Shego. I'll give you a sneak peek. First, I have my army of mind-controlled Monkey Ninjas! Next... Señor Senior, Sr.'s Hypno Disco Ball, and... ...My Bebe 0.1 to spy on Monkey Fist and Señor Senior, Sr.
Shego: Okay... I have no idea what you're up to. But, what was so important about the Possible pictures album?
Drakken: Simple, my dear Shego. I used the family album to trick Monkey Fist into stealing it... This lured Kim Possible into fighting the simian buffon and dostracting him long enouhg for me to steal his monkeys. I then brought it to Señor Senior, Sr.'s island so that Kim Possible would distract him while Bebe downloaded the Space Station's access codes. Well? What do you think? Shego?
Shego: Zzzz...
Drakken: SHEGO!
Shego: Huh? I'm awake! And, ah... what about the squid?
Drakken: Oh, that. The thing just smelled and I was running out of shelf space.
Shego: Okay... but why did you bring the album with you, then, if you know Kim Possible is tracking it?
Drakken: I did what now? Oh no! What have I done?
Kim: It's over, Shego!
Drakken: Not yet, it isn't.
Kim: Why bother with all the humiliation, Drakken? Let's just skip to the part where I beat you and we all go home.
Drakken: That's not fair! I may actually win this time! Come, Shego!
Wade: They shut the door and locked me out! I'll chart you a secondary path along the main service shaft.
Wade: Kim, Señor Senior, Sr. designed the space station to reflect modulated sunlight back to Earth.
Kim: To do what? COrner the market on sun block?
Wade: No... it'll hypnotize anyone caught in its beam. He was targeting Europe!
Kim: Is there anyway to stop it?
Ron: Now hold on a second, KP. By Europe, does that include Norway?
Wade: Well... given that Norway is a part of Europe, then yes,-- it includes Norway.
Ron: Well... I say we give Drakken a chance. Let him win one, y'know. Boost his confidence.
Kim: Ron... I know you hate Norway, don't ask me why you do, but... what would Nana Possible say?
Ron: I... she.. oh... that's low, KP.
Wade: To stop the thing, Kim, you'll have to disrupt the Disco Ball's power supply. Remember those computer terminals on Señor Senior, Sr.'s island?
Kim: Find them and destroy them? That works for me.
Drakken: Nice try, Kim Possible, but you and the buffoon can't beat me. Hahahahahahaha!
Shego: I don't know, chief. They're doing a decent job so far.
Drakken: One moment! That's all I ask. One moment of support... perhaps a "Good job, Drakken... you're as smart as you are handsome."
Shego: Wow... that's gonna require a two-week all-expenses paid vacation in the Caribbean!
Drakken: What! You're a bigger thief than I am. We'll discuss this later, Shego. Farewell, Kim Possible!
Kim: Let's finish this, Shego.
Shego: Actually, take your time. I'm in no big rush.
Kim: Huh?
Shego: Got Drakken paying me by the hour. I'm in overtime now. Another ten minutes, and I can afford that sequined swan tutu I've been eyeing.
Kim: Great... I'm fighting you to save the world and to prevent a fashion tragedy.
Drakken: Excellent, now that I have you all in the same room, it's time to reveal my master plan!
Shego: Enough with the master plan shtick. Surprise her and attack! Hello... anyone?
Drakken: You see, Kim Possible, thanks to Senior, Sr.'s unwitting help, I will conquer all of... Canda. Or should I say Drakkanada!
Shego: Oh, c'mon! Not this again! You're obsessed.
Ron: She's right. What about Norway?
Drakken: No! Who invited the buffoon?
Shego: They're a package deal, like two left feet. But, Canada, Drakken? Again with the why?
Drakken: Because nothing else sounds good with my name. Drakxico, Drance, Drengland, Drapa New Guinea... I've tried them all.
Ron: Drakksylvania?
Drakken: Actually, that's not bad. But, no... I like the cold. In fact, I'll turn the whole country into an ice block using my freeze ray.
Kim: Hello... it's Canda and it's already freezing.
Drakken: I will rule while my army of Monkey Ninjas serves as my personal guard.Hahahaha... Long Live Drakkanada!
Kim: You're beat, Drakken!
Drakken: Noo, Drakkanada... my home and native land...
Shego: You are sooo high maintenance! Can't you at least lose with style?
Drakken: Perhaps next time. Say farewell to your precious family album, Kim Possible! Now you'll never get it back!
Ron: What, you mean this family album? Rufus took it while you weren't looking.
Rufus: Booya!
Drakken: Drats! Shego, I'm too bummed out to act defiant in the face of defeat. Can you?
Shego: Fine! But you owe me big for the monkey baths. Ahem! You haven't seen the last of us, Kim Possible! There... how's that?
Drakken: It was a bit flat. Your delivery could use some work.
Shego: Let's go, please!
Ron: Too bad Drakken and Shego got away, KP.
Kim: So not the drama. We stopped him, and you two saved my Nana's pictures. Lunch is on me.
Rufus: Cool!
Ron: KP, you sure?
Kim: Yeah... I borrowed my allowance for this entire month in advance, but I think we deserve it. Wade, you coming?
Wade: Thanks, Kim, but i have to repair the gadgets.
Kim: As usual, you rock.
Wade: And you may want to go back to Global Justice and make sure you didn't forget anything there.
Kim: Sure thing, Wade. But after we eat.
Rufus: Cool!
Ron: Yeah... munch, munch... Ron the Man gets... munch, munch. |
